Brangelina and Bennifer. Batman and the Joker. Fort Collins and Boulder. Everyone loves a classic rivalry, and the one between these two Colorado college towns is no exception.

It's not just the Rocky Mountain Showdown, either. Whether you insert the word "proud" or "sucks" into the CSU Ram chant, it's no secret that Fort Collins and Boulder are fundamentally different.

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I'll admit it: I'm biased. As a longtime Choice City resident and a Colorado State University alum, of course I favor Fort Collins. However, my best friend attended the University of Colorado Boulder, so I have plenty of experience with the "Berkely of the Rockies."

During my visits to Boulder, it was impossible for me not to notice that the two cities truly have a different vibe.

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Don't know what I mean? On my last visit, I saw a young man playing the ukulele and eating a bowl of ramen noodles while sitting on his driveway. Never say never, but I don't think you'd ever see that sight in Fort Collins.

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So that got me thinking — what things happen in Fort Collins that would never happen in Boulder?

In terms of whether or not these things are good or bad...well, I'll let you be the judge. Either way, I'm just joshin' ya Boulder. Read on to see which Fort Collins things you'll never see in the People's Republic of Boulder:

5 Fort Collins Things That Would Never Happen in Boulder

There's a reason that Fort Collins and Boulder are rivals — and we're not just talking about football. Even though they're both Colorado college towns, the two areas are very different. So different, in fact, that we were able to make an entire list of Fort Collins things that would never happen in Boulder. Read on to see what sets the Choice City apart.

What would you add to this list? Let us know in the comments below.

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