dumb crimes

Toker Calls Cops: 'I'M TOO HIGH, MAN!'
A man in Austintown, Ohio, with a serious case of the munchies called police to complain that he was "too high."
Police responded to a call at around 5:20 p.m. on Friday and found the 22-year-old in the fetal position, surrounded by Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish, and Chips Ahoy …
Butt Injection Ruled A Homicide?
The death of a woman who got butt enhancement injections is being ruled a homicide, police sources say.
Blanche Barnwell, 40, the director of health coordination at BOOM!Health, died August 4 in her Bronx apartment. The medical examiner's office determined her death was a homicide caus…
Naked Joggers Leave Toddler On Beach For Hours
The parents of a 20-month-old girl left her on a beach for 2 hours on Tuesday while they went jogging with no clothes on, police say.
Cody Bourgeois, 32, and Monique Bourgeois, 35, were arrested and charged with child desertion and obscenity after a man found their daughter alone, thirsty, …
Man Gets Arrested For Mugshot Attire One Year Later
A burglary suspect was arrested this month for what he wore in a 2014 mugshot.
Derek Benson, 30, was caught when the owner of a Coco Libre sweatshirt recognized his attire in the mugshot, which had been stolen from his residence. The victim works for the coconut water company, a police representative…
Man Accidentally Texts Cop About Drug Deal, Gets Arrested
When you text someone about a drug deal or any other illegal activity, just make sure you know who you're talking to.
William Lamberson, 29, of Port St. Lucie, Florida, accidentally texted the captain of the Martin County Sheriff's Narcotics Unit last month, thinking he was a drug dealer...
Mom Buys Cocaine For Daughter's 18th Birthday, Avoids Jail
A mom in the U.K. was caught with nearly $1,000 worth of cocaine she said she bought to celebrate her daughter's 18th birthday.
Nicola Austen, 37, had nearly 6 grams of the drug at home where she was arrested. She told the court it was a gift for her teenage daughter and planned to snort the coc…