Toilet Paper Prisoners

On Friday, Brian and Todd talked about a prison where the inmates are making their own toilet paper.   They thought they should call the product "Con-Wipe".  The Guys even wrote and sang a jingle that could be used for the TP advertising campaign.

(To the Tune of "Rawhide")

Rumblin rumblin rumblin
Hear that colon rumblin
Rumblin, rumblin, rumblin,  Con-Wipe
Take this roll from me sir
Been in this cell since Easter
Makin paper for you keister, Con-Wipe

Iowa prisons could soon be stocking prison-made toilet paper to save taxpayers money and provide jobs to inmates.  The Des Moines Register reported on Thursday that inmates at two Iowa prisons are testing a single-ply tissue processed at a Missouri prison. Roger Baysden, director of Iowa Prison Industries, says Iowa inmates could start processing their own toilet paper next year—if the Legislature supports the idea.

The original article came from: The Des Moines Register
[http://www.desmoinesregister.com