Toker Calls Cops: ‘I’M TOO HIGH, MAN!’
A man in Austintown, Ohio, with a serious case of the munchies called police to complain that he was "too high."
Police responded to a call at around 5:20 p.m. on Friday and found the 22-year-old in the fetal position, surrounded by Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish, and Chips Ahoy cookies.
The victim told officers he couldn't feel his hands, but declined medical help. The man also said he "smoked too much weed" and gave police his permission to search his car to "recover the evidence."
In the man's car, cops found a glass pipe with marijuana residue, 2 packs of rolling papers, 2 roaches, and a glass jar of marijuana, according to the report.
The investigation continues and the man has not yet been charged.