Trader Joe’s Closing in 2017?

I was just sitting here, doing what I normally do, looking for news stories and I came across one from Yahoo stating that all Trader Joe's locations will be closing in 2017. I freaked when I read that!

I immediately started searching Google to see if there was anymore news stories on this matter, I couldn't find any. I decided to head back to the Yahoo article and that sneaky sneaky author decided to play an April Fool's joke a day early... Well played Yahoo... Well played! Now I am going to go get some cookie butter and two buck chuck to sulk that I was played for a fool!