What Form of Soap Do You Use in the Shower? [POLL]

This morning I was getting ready for work when confusion took over my brain. I was using one of the many liquid soaps my wife has on the ledge in the shower and couldn't decide if I was to eat it, drink it, pour it in a potpourri cooker or lather myself up. They make soap smell like food or Kool-Aid now and it confuses me. I feel like I am bathing in Starbursts or Skittles. They are a rainbow of scents to choose from.

This morning I had the choice of Acai Berry and Tropical Waters or Black Orchid and Velvet Hibiscus. What does tropical water smell like? Whale poop, kelp and dead berries? I though Black Orchid and Velvet Hibiscus sounded like they may be old southern belles. When I was young we only had bar soap. We had a choice of Dove, Coast, Ivory, Irish Spring, Camay for the ladies, and if you wanted to remove all your loose skin you could use a bar of Lava. I am befuddled by the array of soaps. What do you use? Take the poll and let me know how you lather yourself each day.